{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-c","title":"🎅🍑 Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box – Hilarious Christmas Decor \u0026 Holiday Gift","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#santa-magic{\n  --sm-red:#a62f3d;\n  --sm-green:#174c3d;\n  --sm-gold:#d6ac62;\n  --sm-dark:#292d29;\n  --sm-muted:#686b64;\n  --sm-cream:#fffaf2;\n  --sm-line:#e9dfce;\n  width:100%;\n  max-width:960px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  isolation:isolate;\n  font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n  color:var(--sm-dark);\n  background:linear-gradient(155deg,#fffaf4,#f4f7f0 50%,#fff4ed);\n  line-height:1.65;\n}\n#santa-magic *,\n#santa-magic *:before,\n#santa-magic *:after{box-sizing:border-box}\n#santa-magic .sm-section{\n  padding:26px 18px;\n  position:relative;\n}\n#santa-magic .sm-center{text-align:center}\n#santa-magic h2{\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  font-size:clamp(27px,4vw,38px);\n  font-weight:700;\n  line-height:1.19;\n  letter-spacing:-.5px;\n  color:var(--sm-green);\n  margin:0 0 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And He's Bringing the Laughs! 🎅😂\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    Tired of Christmas decorations\n    that all look the same?\n    Meet the \u003cstrong\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/strong\u003e —\n    a hilarious holiday decoration\n    that turns every tissue into a punchline.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      Pull a tissue. Get a laugh.\n      Make Christmas a little cheekier.\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- IMAGE 1 --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279620567041.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box Christmas decoration\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star e\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- THREE CORE BENEFITS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-benefits\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eInstant Laughs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Every tissue pull brings\n        an unexpected little joke.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eFestive \u0026amp; Functional\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A playful Christmas decoration\n        with everyday tissue access.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gag Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A memorable surprise\n        for friends and coworkers.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FIRST PURCHASE BUTTON --\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#\" class=\"sm-cta\"\u003e\n    🛒 Bring Home This Cheeky Santa\n  \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-secure\"\u003e\n    🔒 Secure Checkout • 📦 Worldwide Shipping\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 2 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    NOT YOUR ORDINARY CHRISTMAS DECORATION\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    One Look at Santa... And the Laughing Begins.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    Why settle for another ordinary\n    Christmas ornament when\n    you could have a Santa\n    that surprises everyone?\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279872225281.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder with playful Christmas design\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel red\" style=\"text-align:left\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎅 A Christmas Decoration with Personality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul class=\"sm-checks\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Santa Design\u003c\/strong\u003e — A face-down Santa with an exaggerated backside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eUnexpected Tissue Dispenser\u003c\/strong\u003e — Tissues pull from Santa's behind for a playful surprise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eFestive Decorative Appeal\u003c\/strong\u003e — A red Santa outfit and hat bring holiday personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eEveryday Practicality\u003c\/strong\u003e — Combines tissue access with seasonal decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e — Give guests something unexpected to smile about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 3 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    😂 THE FUNNIEST TISSUE PULL OF THE SEASON\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"sm-title\"\u003e\n    Yes, the Tissues Really Come Out of Santa's Butt.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    That's the whole joke —\n    and it's exactly what makes\n    this Santa so memorable.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280140660737.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box dispensing tissues from Santa's rear\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star e\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel gold\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e✨ Every Tissue Comes with a Little Humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Instead of reaching for a plain\n      tissue box, enjoy a playful\n      dispensing design that\n      makes the ordinary unexpected.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e\n        A practical little accessory\n        with a seriously silly personality.\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 4 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    🚗 HOLIDAY FUN ON THE GO\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Bring a Little Christmas Mischief Along for the Ride.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    Add some personality to your\n    car's holiday setup with\n    a playful Santa tissue holder.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280375541761.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder as festive car decoration\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎄 A Playful Accent for Your Car\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Place Santa in a suitable,\n      securely positioned area\n      when space allows.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Keep the decoration clear of\n      driving controls, visibility,\n      seat belts and airbags.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 5 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    🏠 FESTIVE FUN FOR EVERYDAY SPACES\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    A Little Santa Mischief Makes Any Room More Fun.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    From your living room to\n    your office desk, Santa\n    brings a little holiday\n    humor wherever tissues\n    are needed.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280627200001.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue box used as Christmas home decoration\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel red\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎅 More Than Just a Holiday Ornament\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLiving Room:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add a humorous touch to your festive decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOffice Desk:\u003c\/strong\u003e Make everyday tissue access more entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Gatherings:\u003c\/strong\u003e Give guests an unexpected conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-tags\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🏠 Home Decor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e💼 Office Fun\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🎄 Holiday Parties\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 6 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    🎁 SECRET SANTA \u0026amp; WHITE ELEPHANT FUN\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"sm-title\"\u003e\n    Finally, a Christmas Gift Nobody Will Forget.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    Another mug? Another candle?\n    Another pair of Christmas socks?\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Surprise your friends and coworkers\n    with something unexpected,\n    funny and genuinely useful.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280912412673.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box as a humorous Christmas gag gift\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star e\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel gold\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e💝 Made for People Who Love a Good Laugh\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A playful choice for Secret Santa,\n      White Elephant parties, coworkers,\n      friends and anyone who appreciates\n      a cheeky Christmas joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e\n        An ordinary gift gets opened.\n        A funny gift gets remembered.\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-ribbon\"\u003e\n    🎄 HOLIDAY GIFT PICK • FUNNY, FESTIVE \u0026amp; FUNCTIONAL\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 7 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    📸 CHRISTMAS PHOTO-WORTHY FUN\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    A Santa That's Almost Too Funny Not to Photograph.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    His exaggerated pose and\n    unexpected tissue dispenser\n    make a playful subject\n    for holiday snapshots.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564281214402561.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box for holiday photos and festive party fun\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e✨ Add a Little Humor to Holiday Memories\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Capture Santa in your\n      Christmas party pictures,\n      desk decoration photos\n      or funny festive videos.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e\n        Sometimes the silliest details\n        make the most memorable moments.\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 8 \/ ORIGINAL GUARANTEE IMAGE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section sm-center\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003e\n    🎄 A LITTLE EXTRA CHRISTMAS CHEER\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Make Room for Some Christmas Mischief.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"sm-lead\"\u003e\n    Part festive decoration.\n    Part everyday tissue holder.\n    Completely unexpected.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Bring Santa home for your\n    holiday setup or surprise\n    someone at your next\n    Christmas gift exchange.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-09-21\/91077238518185985.webp\" alt=\"Original product service and guarantee illustration\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star a\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star b\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star c\"\u003e✦\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003ci class=\"sm-star d\"\u003e✧\u003c\/i\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-halo h1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SPECIFICATIONS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-center\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003ePRODUCT INFORMATION\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-rule\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-specs\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003eProduct\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eFace-Down Santa with Humorous Tissue Outlet\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003eFunction\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eTissue Holder \u0026amp; Christmas Decoration\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003eTheme\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eFunny Christmas \/ Novelty Santa\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003eSuitable Spaces\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eHome, Office \u0026amp; Suitable Car Locations\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003eGift Occasions\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eSecret Santa, White Elephant, Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-spec\"\u003e\n      \u003cb\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/b\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-panel gold\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e📦 Product Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Slight size variations may occur\n      due to manual measurement.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Actual product colors may vary\n      slightly due to lighting\n      and display differences.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- TRUST GUARANTEES --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-center\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003eSHOP WITH CONFIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eA Little Christmas Fun, Backed by Caring Service.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      From checkout to delivery,\n      we're here to make your\n      holiday shopping experience\n      simple and reassuring.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-trust\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-trust-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e🛡️\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e90-Day Refund Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Request a refund within 90 days,\n        subject to our return policy.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-trust-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e🌍\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        International delivery\n        to supported destinations.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-trust-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eDoorstep Delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Convenient shipping\n        to your delivery address.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-trust-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sm-icon\"\u003e💌\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eAfter-Sales Support\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Friendly help with\n        order-related questions.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- FINAL PURCHASE BUTTON --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-final\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cspan class=\"sm-banner\"\u003e\n      🎅 A CHRISTMAS GIFT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR 🎁\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 class=\"sm-title\"\u003e\n      This Christmas, Give Them Something to Laugh About!\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-rule\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Why settle for another\n      predictable holiday gift?\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Add a little mischief to\n      everyday tissue pulling\n      with a Santa that's\n      funny, festive and functional.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e\n        A little cheeky.\n        A lot of Christmas fun.\n        🎄😂\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ca href=\"#\" class=\"sm-cta\"\u003e\n      🛒 Get Your Funny Santa Tissue Holder\n    \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-secure\"\u003e\n      🔒 Secure Checkout • 📦 Worldwide Shipping\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-tags\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e🎅 Funny Santa Design\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e😂 Holiday Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Gag Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e🛡️ 90-Day Refund Policy\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"CH","offers":[{"title":"One","offer_id":52468019921191,"sku":"58C26102202-One","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/9069\/0343\/files\/95564168874164225.webp?v=1793158802","url":"https:\/\/zavrlyvip.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-c","provider":"zavrlyvip","version":"1.0","type":"link"}